I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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