well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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