My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
