He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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