whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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