Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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