awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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