Don't make out with my wife yet
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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