It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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