It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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