dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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