yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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