yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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