is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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