Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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