By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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