Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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