She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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