No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
tell me about the eggs
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