Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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