omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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