Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We're not piercing ourselves today.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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