I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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