Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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