SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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