There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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