Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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