I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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