Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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