I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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