HIV tests are more positive than that guy
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
where are my eyebrows?
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