Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The ass gains better be worth it
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