I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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