covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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