I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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