Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
