sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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