I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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