i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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