belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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