Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I am spending my child support on dildos
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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