i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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