Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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