Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Do vagina's smell?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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