That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
