Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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