Whod you bang
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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