so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
