Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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