her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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