Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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