I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
