is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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