Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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