so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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