FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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